So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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