Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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