this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
