I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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