Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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