You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
where are my eyebrows?
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