Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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