help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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