Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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