No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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