bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize