I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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