What a fucking waste of an outfit
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This is classic penis vs brain.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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