You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
