Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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