I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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