Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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