I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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