I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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