there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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