Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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