so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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