i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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