your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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