You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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