Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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