is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I woke up under a house in Key West
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