Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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