but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My balls are so social today.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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