question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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