My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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