I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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