He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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