Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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