just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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