My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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