Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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