i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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