okay pat passed out under dana's car
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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