whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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