The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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