If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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