Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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