Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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