Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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