I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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