Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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