it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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