wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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