can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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