she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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