it's too hot outside to masturbate.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
