I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We have started to decorate penises.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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