hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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