Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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