Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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