i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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